If You Like Pina Coladas...

I've been talking to Nick and Zoe about our trip to Mexico, and joking how no Spanish speakers are ever able to understand my name. It usually comes out Shel-SAY-uh or Chez-Ee.

So we decided I needed a new name for Mexico. Tonight, Crystal, Tara, Zoe and I cobbled together the ultimate Latin alter ego. Extra puntos if you can figure out what it means.

Meet...

¡Conchamar Ana Puertolancha Muchosexo!