Friday, January 23, 2009

If This Is Being Sick I Don't Want to Be Well

This is what happens when you're sick, and your amazing friend Alysia offers to bring you soup, maybe some pirated software...

So she shows up, you feed her some beans and rice, maybe throw a Kraft single on top for good measure.

She's tired, she says, maybe she'll just stay over and do letter writing while I lay on my divan of illness. No problem. I could use the service time too.

Then, the camera comes out. So do the permanent markers. Soon wigs, eye-patches, magic wands, and mustaches find their way onto the scene.

The moral of the story is, never invite Alysia over when you're sick, unless you want to have an amazing time, and then die of pneumonia.

I'm feeling better already.


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